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Hidan stood outside alone, rubbing his neck in pain. He hadn't been able to sleep in days, and the stress was beginning to wear on his body. The aches kept him from completing his missions, and he could tell Pein was growing angry with him. If he didn't get his act together, he knew he would get kicked out of the Akatsuki, and that thought frightened him.
"Hidan! It's past midnight! What are you doing, dumbass?" Kakuzu's harsh voice shattered his thoughts. How long had he been standing there? It could've easily been five hours…
"Kakuzu, this fucking mission's gonna be a bust anyways. I haven't slept well in a fucking week, and every muscle in my body hurts like hell!" He felt his blood pressure rising, and the urge to kill surged through his body once more. Without thinking, he turned around and lunged blindly for his partner, only to overrun him and get caught by the hair. With a sigh, the tall man began dragging him back into their home for the night, a small inn, known for not having locks on their doors or any room service whatsoever.
As the Hidan struggled, kicking and screaming, sleepy-looking people peeked out of their unlocked doors to see what was causing all of the noise. He wasn't embarrassed by his own attitude. In fact, he couldn't have cared less, even if Pein himself was watching the silver-haired ninja's temper tantrum.
"What the fuck was that for? You better be glad that you didn't rip my fucking hair out, dumbass! Hey, are you even listening to me?"
Silently, Kakuzu released his partner from his grip, but before he could move, grabbed him under the armpits, lifted him high in the air, and carried him to one of the beds in the small room. He sat the Jashinist down roughly, and without letting go of him for an instant, began to roughly massage his neck with two of his tentacle-like stitchings.
"W-w-what are you doing? I can't…b-breathe!" Hidan gasped under the pressure of the massage, arching his back in pain.
"I'm trying to help you get rid of those aches! You lay in bed and moan at night, and it's irritating…" However, a warm feeling came over Kakuzu, and he stopped rubbing Hidan's neck with the tentacles. Slowly, he let go of his friend and pulled his mask off, revealing his brunette hair and stitched-up face.
It was sudden, but it felt good. He wrapped his arms around Hidan, embracing him in a much-needed hug. As he sat there, he wondered how long he'd been without a hug, and it felt good to get one, even if it had been rather sneaky.
Hidan, on the other hand, didn't know what to think. The blood rushed to his face, and suddenly, the pains were gone. Still in his friend's grip, he rolled his neck and smiled at how easily he could do it. Whatever had caused his pains to mysteriously vanish…it felt so good, and he didn't want it to stop.
"Kakuzu…thanks so much! I feel so much b-" He had turned to face the man, and when he did, he received a kiss. His eyes opened wide, shocked at the kiss, but surprisingly, he didn't care. As painful as it was to admit, he even…enjoyed it.
Finally, the kiss broke, and they stared into each other's eyes for the longest time, not wanting to break eye contact. It had happened so suddenly, and they barely understood what had happened, but they loved it.
"You…"
"Yes, me. I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me, but it felt so good."
"It's okay. You know what?"
"What?"
"I love you, you dumbass."
"Hidan! It's past midnight! What are you doing, dumbass?" Kakuzu's harsh voice shattered his thoughts. How long had he been standing there? It could've easily been five hours…
"Kakuzu, this fucking mission's gonna be a bust anyways. I haven't slept well in a fucking week, and every muscle in my body hurts like hell!" He felt his blood pressure rising, and the urge to kill surged through his body once more. Without thinking, he turned around and lunged blindly for his partner, only to overrun him and get caught by the hair. With a sigh, the tall man began dragging him back into their home for the night, a small inn, known for not having locks on their doors or any room service whatsoever.
As the Hidan struggled, kicking and screaming, sleepy-looking people peeked out of their unlocked doors to see what was causing all of the noise. He wasn't embarrassed by his own attitude. In fact, he couldn't have cared less, even if Pein himself was watching the silver-haired ninja's temper tantrum.
"What the fuck was that for? You better be glad that you didn't rip my fucking hair out, dumbass! Hey, are you even listening to me?"
Silently, Kakuzu released his partner from his grip, but before he could move, grabbed him under the armpits, lifted him high in the air, and carried him to one of the beds in the small room. He sat the Jashinist down roughly, and without letting go of him for an instant, began to roughly massage his neck with two of his tentacle-like stitchings.
"W-w-what are you doing? I can't…b-breathe!" Hidan gasped under the pressure of the massage, arching his back in pain.
"I'm trying to help you get rid of those aches! You lay in bed and moan at night, and it's irritating…" However, a warm feeling came over Kakuzu, and he stopped rubbing Hidan's neck with the tentacles. Slowly, he let go of his friend and pulled his mask off, revealing his brunette hair and stitched-up face.
It was sudden, but it felt good. He wrapped his arms around Hidan, embracing him in a much-needed hug. As he sat there, he wondered how long he'd been without a hug, and it felt good to get one, even if it had been rather sneaky.
Hidan, on the other hand, didn't know what to think. The blood rushed to his face, and suddenly, the pains were gone. Still in his friend's grip, he rolled his neck and smiled at how easily he could do it. Whatever had caused his pains to mysteriously vanish…it felt so good, and he didn't want it to stop.
"Kakuzu…thanks so much! I feel so much b-" He had turned to face the man, and when he did, he received a kiss. His eyes opened wide, shocked at the kiss, but surprisingly, he didn't care. As painful as it was to admit, he even…enjoyed it.
Finally, the kiss broke, and they stared into each other's eyes for the longest time, not wanting to break eye contact. It had happened so suddenly, and they barely understood what had happened, but they loved it.
"You…"
"Yes, me. I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me, but it felt so good."
"It's okay. You know what?"
"What?"
"I love you, you dumbass."
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Two large, pools of purple. Lilac, with tinges of mauve, specks at random. Shining, smiling, with each a perfectly round, black dot in the middle.
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Hold on a moment. REWIND THAT.
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REPLAY. UP!!? Kakuzu, uke!?
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Hidan plopped down on the couch beside Kakuzu.
Man what the hell is this shit!!? Give me the remote control asshole!
Firstly, this is NOT shit, Oprah happens to be my favorite talk show host of all time.
Hidan chocked on his Ribena, squirting a relatively large amount out of hi
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HOW do you add deviants like this???
i have irritations D:
i have irritations D: